David's Journal

11:32PM

vampyr8653's Halloween party:

broken_spaz dressed as Kate Moss.
devil_goddess dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
fantasyreverie dressed as Mr. Spock from "Star Trek".
jlkegley167 dressed as a new superhero: Silent Shield.
lavonnerawks17 dressed as a cigar.
lintetalath dressed as a part-time software design supervisor.
musicgurl86 dressed as the main character of "Mystic River".
nothing2gein dressed as the love child of Bruce Willis and Natalie Portman.
opkinsomniac dressed as a BeulahDot ComCooperative employee.
parkerheartsyou dressed as the Governor of Illinois.
thewraith06 dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Catherine.
twstdstar05 dressed as a enemy capital.
worshipthetenor dressed as John Adams.
HAHA!

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2:52AM

Another uneventful day goes by.
Brenda called. She told me to tell Aaron that he needs to watch what he says and shit.
SHE'S the manager. Not me. Why do I have to tell him?
Well, dispite the opposition on my part, I did it, and he got upset.
But CECE deserved it.
Bitch.

So...
I went to church this morning and got all holi-fied....
My nephew was there in his little Green Bay outfit.
Grandma and Grandpa were there too.

Before church grandma lectured me on how I should do more around the house (I have a job and school... whereas my brother has neither... explain the logic, please?)

So I avoided her for the basic rest of the day. Well, I kinda avoided everyone since i fell asleep before work.

I had a bratwurst. Yum.

And COOKIES. DOuble Yum.

I went to work at 5... it was a long boring day and I decided to open my own resturant. Mainly because I hate CECE. I wanna buy her some teeth though. Oh yeah, she's a mother fucking theif! she ate onion rings. WITHOUT PAYING.
Bitch.
So yeah. Then she tried to blame aaron for kawanna's friend prank calling work today.
fucking bitch.
I loathe her.

Nona was nice, and so was deana. I think everyone would rather work at my future restruant.
Joy.



So me and Deana were talking about opening 3-D.... Deana's and David's Diner. Or something like that. It would be expensive, but interesting. I want to do all the decorating. Each booth would have a different theme or genre to it. Like... one could be all coconut and hula girl, then one could be dracula... Eh. Maybe not. Maybe we should just do the whole place as like... this one big theme. I wouldn't wanna do the whole "hula girl' theme. Florida is overdone on that. Maybe a nice earthy motif... LoL.
I wanna try this. It could be fun.

I do have a greatestjournal. I copy and pasted most of this entry from one of my previous ones. LoL.
Later Gators

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9:52AM

Hello My LiveJournal Using Friends!
I know it has been a while... and I apologise for that.
Lets see what is new in my life. There is Aaron for one (new boyfriend)

There is the fact I graduated and am going to school since I go to st. johns river community college.
I work at burger king still.
My nephew just turned 1.

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11:06AM - Halloween!

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8:55PM - Hate life...

my tab button doesn't work...
everyone depends on me to do all the work around here...
even him.
the one who is supposed to love and help me.

just shoot me so It won't be suicide.

dumb video games.

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9:58AM

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHITTAKE MUSHROOMS!
IO AM AT SCHOOL.... on livejournal???
OMG I AM GREAT (not to sound full of myself...)

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6:04PM - Janine Makes me laugh like a hyena.

SlayerSlyr86 [5:34 PM]: If you have something to say You should say it to my face.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:34 PM]: Not while I walk by.
adivantic [5:34 PM]: who the fuck is this
SlayerSlyr86 [5:34 PM]: Who do you think?
adivantic [5:34 PM]: hmmm let me guess david
SlayerSlyr86 [5:35 PM]: took you long enough
adivantic [5:35 PM]: wow mabey my whole life isnt my computer so what
adivantic [5:36 PM]: cunt
adivantic [5:36 PM]: cunt
SlayerSlyr86 [5:36 PM]: My life isn't my comp either
adivantic [5:36 PM]: cunt
adivantic [5:36 PM]: cunt
adivantic [5:36 PM]: cunt
adivantic [5:36 PM]: cunt
SlayerSlyr86 [5:36 PM]: I am glad that you know how to type cunt.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:36 PM]: But it shows weakness when you wouldn't call me a whore to my face.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:36 PM]: I laughed.
adivantic [5:37 PM]: i got andrew not to like you though so looks like i win
SlayerSlyr86 [5:37 PM]: Does it look like I care?
adivantic [5:37 PM]: not really he would have hated you anyways
SlayerSlyr86 [5:37 PM]: Apparently you have nothing better to do then meddle with other peoples lives... big whoop. And for all you know...
SlayerSlyr86 [5:38 PM]: You don't even know what the note says.
adivantic [5:38 PM]: wow looks like you have nothing better to do than wine and talk about every problem you have with every person you meet
SlayerSlyr86 [5:39 PM]: No. Actually I would like to know what you thought the note said
adivantic [5:39 PM]: At least my parents know im gay and im not ashamed of myself.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:39 PM]: My parents know too
SlayerSlyr86 [5:39 PM]: I told them
adivantic [5:40 PM]: what note
SlayerSlyr86 [5:40 PM]: the one I gave to him.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:40 PM]: To Andrew.
adivantic [5:40 PM]: wow congradulations so they know because booby made you feel stupid big deal
SlayerSlyr86 [5:40 PM]: Bobby never made me feel stupid
adivantic [5:40 PM]: WOW i really care i told i know a cleaber cuter guy who's rich
SlayerSlyr86 [5:41 PM]: I am clean babe... I get tested.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:41 PM]: And second of all... Money isn't everything
adivantic [5:41 PM]: and you can fit four fingers in your ass and you shouldn't have to you know the people you fuck
adivantic [5:42 PM]: it is to people who have it
SlayerSlyr86 [5:42 PM]: I know them. But I don't know if they lie hun...
adivantic [5:43 PM]: well im not your hun you flamming faggot pussy bitch aids vessel
SlayerSlyr86 [5:43 PM]: see... if someone lies or not... either way I get tested. Even If I was with someone for the rest of my life.
adivantic [5:43 PM]: wow to bad no one would ever want you that long
SlayerSlyr86 [5:43 PM]: so you think
adivantic [5:44 PM]: mm hmm
SlayerSlyr86 [5:44 PM]: for every person there is someone, that's what I believe. Even for you, which seems doubtable... but there will be someone for you.
adivantic [5:45 PM]: well i guess your going to be disapointed
SlayerSlyr86 [5:45 PM]: and no matter what you say, your not getting to me.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:45 PM]: Maybe... Maybe not.
adivantic [5:45 PM]: wow big deal
SlayerSlyr86 [5:45 PM]: disappointed*
adivantic [5:45 PM]: nope
SlayerSlyr86 [5:46 PM]: If that is what you want to believe.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:46 PM]: Oh.. I have been wondering....
adivantic [5:46 PM]: mm hmm
SlayerSlyr86 [5:46 PM]: Did you really have to go to a psych ward?
adivantic [5:46 PM]: yeah and i got the best drugs ever
SlayerSlyr86 [5:47 PM]: Because you disappeared for a long time...
SlayerSlyr86 [5:47 PM]: and I didn't know. So I decided to ask you.
adivantic [5:47 PM]: did you have to try to kill your self to guilt trip bobby into getting with you
SlayerSlyr86 [5:47 PM]: no.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:47 PM]: I wasn't going to kill myself... I was making "changes"
adivantic [5:47 PM]: wow to bad im not embarresed it was fun
SlayerSlyr86 [5:47 PM]: which is now why I go to alateen meetings
adivantic [5:47 PM]: rite
SlayerSlyr86 [5:48 PM]: Because I can't handle my mom's alcoholism.
adivantic [5:48 PM]: wow alateen are you jealous because i got real psychiatric care and you dont
adivantic [5:48 PM]: who cares
SlayerSlyr86 [5:48 PM]: Oh no.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:48 PM]: I wouldn't want that care.
adivantic [5:48 PM]: awwww your moms alchoholism big deal cry me a river
SlayerSlyr86 [5:49 PM]: no... I don't cry over it... I have anger issues.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:49 PM]: I have been working them out alot.
SlayerSlyr86 [5:49 PM]: As you can tell from the ZERO reaction you got in Econ today.
adivantic [5:50 PM]: well i've got better things to do than to keep this up so ill just start calling you a dork to you r face because i didnt call you a whore i called you a dork. so deal with issues in front of every one
adivantic signed off at 5:50 PM

Current mood: chipper

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5:04PM

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6:10PM

So updates....

um....

losing power sucks... it gets all hot and yucky and boring. YUCK! Hurricanes suck. I would rather be scoping out the attractive people at our school. come on! shit.

I have a greatest hournal... for all of you that don't have one.... they are the only form of journal that you can use at school. I use it during BST! whomp.

you people have to check out my GJ. It's www.greatestjournal.com..... my account name is vampyr8653... hmmm... completely random... huh?
lol
i laugh funny at myself muahahahahahahaha...

and about phillip...
i laugh harder.

Now... on more important topics then the one above.....

I think prokaryotic cells are plotting to take over the universe.... creepy huh?

okay there you guys go for an update. I hope you had fun!

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2:41PM

I GOT MY FUCKING BRACES OFF GODDAMMIT! SHIT IM SO HAPPY I COULD PISS MY FUCKING PANTS! WOOHOO! TONIGHT IM INVITING ALL MY FRIENDS OVER SO WE COULD GET WASTED!

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5:30PM

okay. So the movie was really boring up to the end, where it kicked ass, because the satan chick was like, you only wanna save her to fuck her and playing all these brain games with t he main character. I had a lot of fun hanging out with Phillip too. I had a complete blast.... I walked home from the mall... I felt like i could float away lol...giggles!

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12:10AM - The Exorcist and Other Things...

Well, I went to the mall with Stephanie and Scoott. Yeah It was kinda cool. Then at six thirty I was supposed to meet up with Phillip at BooksAMillion. He was late, and since I was supposed to meet him and Waldy, I met up with Waldy and we went to dinner at chikfila. It was great. More updates later mom has to get on. LOL i hate it when this happens.

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10:07PM

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7:00PM

I LEARN HOW TO MAKE ICONS! At least small ones of my face.lol

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11:59PM

vampyr8653 [11:39 PM]: We could totally go mooning again on the way home from the beach!
Pippi4Von [11:39 PM]: lol...
vampyr8653 [11:39 PM]: drive by moonig!
vampyr8653 [11:39 PM]: mooning
vampyr8653 [11:39 PM]: *
vampyr8653 [11:40 PM]: and through pickles at black poele.
vampyr8653 [11:41 PM]: *peole.
vampyr8653 [11:41 PM]: people
vampyr8653 [11:41 PM]: damn
Pippi4Von [11:41 PM]: lol
Pippi4Von [11:41 PM]: man you cant spell!
vampyr8653 [11:41 PM]: i no
vampyr8653 [11:41 PM]: now
vampyr8653 [11:41 PM]: know!
vampyr8653 [11:41 PM]: shit on a monkies uncle
Pippi4Von [11:41 PM]: lol

I can't spell worth shit.

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11:53PM

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11:07PM

Funny words or the day.... feces. Who the hell came up with the word for the brown mushy stuff that squirts out of our bumholes anyways?

NEWS FLASH!
David is a preschool teacher he does not work at a frigin DAYCARE! WTF?!?! There is a difference. Preschool sounds alot more sophisticated.




okay.... I am really happy i got the micro razor things... i can finally get those pesky nose hairs... lol... and my toe hairs!!!!! I never noticed how many nose hairs that i had before.... until i sliced them outta my nose. it was so cool. Jenna must be really happy too.... because she can see up my nose alot. I LOVE YOU JENNARELLA!

I got this really nice shirt from the GAP for 4.97.. It's terry cloth. I love it... i want five hundred of them.

I am totally thining about buying a pool foll of macaroni and cheese. I didn't tell anyone but i tried to lay off the noodles.... I last about two weeks... or so it felt... then i broke down and stuff my face full of macaroni. I never felt better in my life. So i made up for it by drinking alot of gatorade... it's supposedly healthy...er...? healthier... I don't want to think....

OKAY! Blonde Joke time....

Once upon a time there was a blonde princess and she was thinking!
HAHA! Get it?! A blonde princess... thinking? HAHAHA...not.

REMINDER: Thursday David Has off work... Don't call before 1:00. I wake up around then. Thank you.

I Hope i get to cut manya animals open this school year. slice and dice. chop chop.... and then lunch! WOOHOO!

I liked hanging out with everyone this weekend. At warped ytour. Even the ones I barely knew. Everyone was cool! Still that funny drink still has me tweeked. I feel so crazy. But I gotta go. I think I am boring all of you with my useless lame-o stuff.

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11:03PM

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9:33PM - UPDATE (AGAIN)

I went to warped tour with jennarella and lavonne and her boyfriend and one of is little friends we had a blast. So many free cd's so little time! I am attempting to burn the cd's tonight... I just went out and bought a ton of matches.(completely lame, I understand)we got these nasty free drinks(sorry steph) and it kept me awake like all night.. i was not hungry all night or the next day... then when all the caffine left my body in one fowl swoop... i was starving. It was so funny. I scarfed all the food i could find. I ate like 100 popcicles...(exagerations) so i went home earlier then normal because I had very few children.. and got two days off this week!WOOHOO! So warp tour was so much fun! I crowd surfed!It was great. We ran Into steph and she hung with us once parker and neil and lauren left because lauren felt poopish. I hope she got better. I know jenna had fun... and lavonne... AND WE are going TO THE BEACH!!!!!!!!! no compromises jenna! your going... even if i have to fill your house with cheese to get you out of the house and tie you iup with lizard tails and toss you in the car, take you bathingsuit shopping... and then go to the beach. HA! okay... welll to many ims going so i gotta go! i love all of yas... i think!

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9:42PM

Well, my grandparents are here and they are leaving. I have lots of emails to anwser lately... 7 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO! Warp tour here we come! coolness..... I am talking on jippii.com with random people who I have never seen in my life.
lol.... they want me to cyber with them.....omg how crazy. I gotta go..... the warden calls... updates really soon guys!

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